Lohri Invitation Cards Punjabi

Querida Nokoru

No sé cómo decirte esto ,me estoy prostituyendo. Creo have realized this when I saw the shrunken head under the bus and I saw you recording your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're bright enough to understand that we are cousins. I will return the clippers, but I will keeping your left ear as a souvenir. You should also
white tail: Deriba says
should know you never liked The incarnation as an eskimo

many memories Sae



seek the meme that out there ... I do not make cuts and stuff like rare INSTRUCTIONS


(cut)
Dear (name of the last person who left you comment) I do not know how
say this (1). I have noticed this (2) (3) and I saw (4) (5). Sure enough that you (6) to understand (7). I'll give you back (8), but I will continue saving (9) as a souvenir. You should also know that (10) (11)

(12), your name.

then you have to fill in the gaps of numbers depending on how you answer the questions below there.

(1) What color is your shirt?

Blue: Our romance is over Red
: Our affair is over White
: I'll join the monastery Black
: I do not like Green
: Our horoscope not fit
Gray: You're a pervert Yellow
: I'm selling
Rosa: Your nostrils are insulting Brown
: The mafia wants you.
No shirt, you are a loser / a
Other: I'm in love with your sister

(2) What month were you born?

January: that night
February:
March last year: When your dwarf bit me April
: When I tripped on sesame seeds
May: May Day June
: when I slapped
July: When I threw up
August: when I saw the shrunken head September
: when we tan
October: when I nominated Santa
November: When your dog ran amok December
: when I changed tennis shoes

(3) What food do you prefer?

Nachos:
Pizza at home: In your camping car Pasta
: outside Chicago
Hamburger: Under the bus Salad
: As you ate enchilada Chicken
: in your closet
Kebab: with Paris Hilton
Fish: the tester Sandwiches
ladies: the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna
: psychiatric hospital
Dog:
state of trance None of the above: with George Bush and his wife

(4) What color are your socks?

Yellow:
hitting Red: Black
insulting: ignoring
Blue: kicking
Purple:
pouring syrup on White: recording your initials in
Gray: undressing
Brown: Put leeches on Orange
: castrating
Rosa: Pull the toupee
Without socks sitting in
Other: taking

(5) What color is your underwear?

Black: White
my best friend, my father
Gray: Bill Clinton
Purple: my mustard pot
Red: Blue
Donald Duck:
my avocado plant Yellow-my cyberamigo of Ghana
Orange: My Converse All Star
Rosa: Manchester goalkeeper United
Nothing, my statue of John Kennedy
Other:

the Mad Monk (6) Would you rather watch on TV?

The News: Man
The man Paco: emotional
Sin Tetas no paradise: open / a
Lost: bright
House: scared shitless / a
Physics and Chemistry: left / a
The Simpsons: I know what you coward
did: Mongolian / a
Parent: Masochistic
X Factor: You are going senile
Middle-class None of the above
: Ashamed

(7) How are you now?

Happy: how mad / a
I've felt Sad: I bored you are
bored: there is no Santa Claus
Angry / a: that your beans are left with a news
depressed, we're cousins Excited as
/ a: that this has no solution
worried: your
Honda sucks Apathetic to: I underwent a sex change
Embarrassed: I'm allergic to your hamster
very happy: I was attacked / on by garbage
Other: I'm open / a

( 8) What color are your bedroom walls?

White: Your ring Yellow
: Your love letters Red
-your Darth Vader poster Black
:
Your tame stone Blue: The couch cushions
Green: The pictures from LA Orange
: Your false teeth Brown
: Your contact book Grey
: your old lottery
Residence: the clippers
Rosa: The cut toenails
Other: Your memories from the military

(9) Does the first letter of your name?

A / B: Your photo
C / D: the fuel tank
E / F:
Your neighbor Martin G / H:
my virginity I / J: the results of your blood
K / L: tu
left ear M / N:
Your suicide note O / P:
my common sense Q / R: your mother
S / T:
your collection of butterflies U / V: your record criminal
W / X: your Spiderman costume
Y / Z: Your grades from college

(10) The last letter in your last name?

A / B - Always remember
C / D - never forget
E / F - Always wanted to break
G / H - Never openly mocked
I / J - Always have felt dirty after
K / L - Will tell the authorities that
M / N -
my confession today about O / P - Was interviewed by the Times on
Q / R - Told my psychiatrist about
S / T - Get sick when I think in
U / V - Always will try
forget W / X - Am better off without
Y / Z - Never liked

(11) Do you prefer to drink?

Water-Our friendship Beer
: your future senility
Cups: your new life as a clone
Fanta: The incarnation as an eskimo Milk
: The apartment building Wine
: cocaine abuse
your Coca Cola: tu passionate interest for mice Juice
: your imitation
Pocholo Hot Chocolate:
your Eggplant-fetishism Whisky: To ruin the second world war.
Other: your hatred

Real Madrid (12) What country would you go on vacation?

Thailand: U.S.
a warm embrace: many memories
United Kingdom: Good luck with your escape from prison
Spain: Die drowned / a
Germany
China with relief, without any illusion
Japan: Burn
Greece: your eternal / a
enemy Australia: Congratulations
your frog Leonard Egypt
you give France a penalty
Other: Rot in hell
(/ cut) Medusa